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Gay Jesus[edit]

Actually, I think Gay Jesus has suffered enough from all the noms. Apparently, some people are just blind to its actual content. Maybe their screens are so pixellated they can't read the text on the images. Oh well. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:38, 27 July 2011

Gay Jesus seems to be one of DrStranges pages that excel within a select group of users. A work of art, with a talk page to go along with it. Maybe somebday... Al

You're back![edit]

I'm not User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Which sucks. --User:Lollipop/sig - 20:26, 28 July 2011
Puppy, you come back now. (whistles for Puppy. Doesn't see him. Puts up posters on lamposts and gutter twigs alerting the neighbors about lost puppy). Where did you go? Aleister 17:15 4-7-'11
Have you tried throwing a ball for him?
Blue ball.svg
Have you tried the butcher shop? --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:13, 4 August 2011
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. DJ Mixerr 16:19, October 29, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXER.GIF (talk)

Hey Al[edit]

For the summer contest, my team is short one user. Will you be willing to join? --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:29, 29 July 2011

Thanks. I don't know what that is, and haven't been on or near a personal internet connection lately. If I was I'd join your team, as I'm sure it's a team of the best of the best of the best. I'll read about the contest though. Aleister 17:13 4-7-'11
Good. I'll approach you shortly to explain who the other members are, and what two articles we're doing. Also, nice to see you around again. You still owe me my money. *tackles Aleister* --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:12, 4 August 2011
You have misunderstood (and you owe me so much money). I will not be around enough to participate, but wish I could. My computers are flucked up and down. I do wish you luck in the contest, and know that you will need it. Luck goes a long way in keeping the people's attention attuned to bread and circuses, and this is what you must do if you have a chance in hell of winning this contest. Sabotage your opponents, payoff the judges, and get prostitutes involved at some level. That should do the job. See, you don't need me, a lowly scribe at best, but you do need some folding money (first give me what you owe me and then we'll talk further). Aleister minutes later
Ah, i'll try that. *carjacks Aleister* --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:38, 4 August 2011
If I could be on longer I'd play the carjack game, but since my time is limited *takes out gun and shoots Lollipop is stem* *opens car door and tosses lollipop into ditch, where ants commence their work* Aleister sometime later, but soon after
Ah, smart move, but not smarter than this! *sparta kicks ants, kills them all**runs away and clings to the trunk of the car Aleister is in* *evil music* --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:48, 4 August 2011
  • notices clinger in rearview mirror, brakes suddenly, backs up, hears squishy and crunchy sounds and smiles with delight* Aleister backs up again, still squishy and crunchy
Hey, let's play tag. You're it. *runs away giggling in a sophisticated manner* --User:Lollipop/sig - 19:57, 4 August 2011
I refuse to be "it". My grandpa was "it" and he took "it" to his grave. The last "it" known was a fellow from the Sudan, who became "it" through inheritence, and even then he couldn't get rid of it. So, alas, you are still "it". Aleister not it
I'll go find someone else and tell them they're it. --User:Lollipop/sig - 20:04, 4 August 2011


Glad to see you're back? What's been happening? Did they dismember your PC and found all the illegal stuff you have in there? lol. As for me, I have 2 conspiracy related articles in the works, but I'm gonna concentrate on the summer competition article (and enjoying summer too I guess!) Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 01:41, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner[edit]

Zombie of the Month Award Zombie of the Month July 2011

User:Frosty/sig3 07:37, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! lol. Except silently. Whoops, there's a sound. I'll treasure my Zombie thing. 17:10 4-7-'11

Fantasy Football[edit]

Would you be even remotely interested in joining? We need one more guy pretty badly, and I know you're the kind of guy who's down for trying new things (both sexually and otherwise). What do you say? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:56, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

I know I fantasize about footballs, but I didn't know there was an organized group of people who get together and fantasize. Kinky. What time and where? Aleister 17:04 16-8-'11

Speaking of trying new things....[edit]

How would you like me to design you a new sig? Just give me a ring here, and you can tell me what you want in it, or I can make a new one from scratch. Either one works. Thanks, A (Ruins) 00:58, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

I am Mimo&maxus but I'm too lazy to sign in[edit]

I love you man. Please, never leave uncyclopedia. -- 09:21, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, it's Mimo! --User:Lollipop/sig - 00:37, 7 August 2011
If I leave they will find me and drug, ah, drag, me back. I thought you left Mimo? Come back and chase Lollipop around with stuff. Aleister 17:05 16-8-'11


Enjoy your summer. I am currently traveling myself and enjoying the near total forgetting of uncyc. Tanks for the nice message on my talk!!! Cha cha chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 00:26, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

The Big Crunch[edit]

Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 14:30, Aug 11

Awesome video[edit]

An awesome one I just came across, hope you're back soon!

Talk Mattsnow 12:36, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Very cool. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Happy Monkey[edit]

My dear is your summer comming along? Lots of rest? Beach, parties, chicks? Have you gotten a computer? Did you hear that they made me a beaurocrat? Anyhoo...if you do ahve a computer considering holding the happy monkey around September 1st give a day or two. What do you around? rah rah rah!!!!!!!!!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 17:45, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

'Lo! I'm actually staying away by choice, as I have to catch up on many things and improve my lot in life and in humanity in general. Uncy is like a time-magnet, which is fun too, so I've learned to un-uncy for awhile. But I'll be back as active as ever at some point. Happy monkey is always good, but I won't join in this season, and am actually vacationing with Happy Monkey himself in his condo by the sea. A bearocrat? Good for you, and you deserve more than that I do believe. You are the beariest of all the bearocrats. I will now direct my attention to termites, and will love them as only a centipede could. Aleister few minutes later

TAW 2011[edit]

Hi Aleister. I'm getting things ready for this year's contest and I was wondering, as a former participant, if I could get your opinion on some of the changes I've made?

  1. I've redesigned UN:REQ, modeled after Wikipedia's version, since the page has been really slow to upload for users with lower-end computers (myself included). As I've been updating it, it's occured to me that it might be too big. Also was it better having everything in one place?
  2. I've scaled down the choices from five to three basic categories (UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages). This is mostly due to general feedback from last year. This will limit the number of judges and, hopefully, encourages more participants.
  3. I've added optional categories as "special challenges" for one or more editors. There shouldn't be any judges since the "winners" are those who successfully complete the task. I thought it was a fun concept but do you think the competion would be better off just using the regular categories?

I don't know how busy you are this fall but it'd be nice to see a few "returning champions" this year (even as judges). MadMax 22:30, August 19, 2011 (UTC)


Very funny stuff, and it has a heart. Reminds me of when we wrote Chicken. Ah, memories, like the corners of my mind. --Black Flamingo 21:16, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! And I'll go answer this on your talk page, if you still have one. Aleister 18:26 30-8-'11
Corrected a few of the spellings people were complaining about (but not fixing themselves for some reason). I will vote for but I wanted to bring up the last section on Former Corpsearians - it doesn't make much sense to insult them given that the rest of the article demonises meat-eaters. Just something you might want to think about. --Black Flamingo 00:02, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
Good pints, ah, points. And well taken. Will look at it soonest (next January?). Geese!v Aleister on V 17:54 15-9-'11

We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy![edit]

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. --User:Magic man/sig 03:07, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

You're back!![edit]

You're back! Good to see you again! How was your vacation? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 17:23 September 6, 2011 (UTC)

No, not on vacation, I only edit once or twice a week lately. Real world stuff as well as computer glips. This place is so addicting I have to give myself limited fixes (I edited for like 22 months straight, not even counting the months I edited gay). Just covering VFH and the forums and messages and all eat up lots of time, I should just edit my pages and keep away from you pushers. Good to hear from you!! Aleister minutes later
Im sure you would rather hear from me! You see, I'm so busy trtying to build a social life... I should say "Re-Build", since this site ruined what I once had... which may have been little as it was. That's besides the point. The point is. I'm trying to be a big boy, and big boys visit this site once or twice a year after they ditch. So be a man Aleister! --User:Happymonkey39/sig

Yoyoyoyoyo niggas[edit]

Guess who's back? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 12:29, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Slim Shady? --Black Flamingo 16:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
No, It was me :'( No one recognises me anymore? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 11:08, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, yeah! You're, um... somebody... yeah... I'm sure I know your face, though!! I never forget a face! ...
Just kidding! Nice to see you back, Mimo! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:39 September 21, 2011 (UTC)
And who are you?...
Just kidding.... pal. :P --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 12:49, September 21, 2011 (UTC)


Ali-ali-jandro Ali-ali-jandro dont wanna dance Ali-jandro.
Ali-ali-jandro Ali-ali-jandro dont call my name Ali-jandro.

--User:Shabidoo/sig 22:44, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

This is all too true. Al sometime later


You never answered my last message and this is why is I left uncy for the third(?) time. :'( :p -- 15:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Where is your last message? I haven't been on as much as before. Plezse point the way to the missive, and I will comply. Me on this page minute later
"Yoyoyoyoyo niggas" doesn't remind you anything? :'( sniff (btw I am Mimo :P) -- 19:00, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, um[edit]

That message board thing will only influence user talkpages. It's possible Wikia eventually decides to get rid of all talkpages, but that's not the case as of yet. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:31, 7 October 2011

Ah, you've explained a great mystery. But odd that they would only get rid of user talk pages. There are hundreds of great user talk pages. Just look at Maniac's. Can they really get away with this abhorent deed? Where can we Occupy Wikia? Thanks. This talk page soon to be smoked minutes later

You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured![edit]

A million thanks! --User:Magic man/sig 03:44, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh would you just put a link to your user talk in your sig somehow? You just made me click an extra time![edit]


Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:42, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fosters Home article[edit]

I saw your comment on the Foster's Home deletion page. I do agree it could use some improving, but I didn't have much to work with (I'll admit it, the original article stunk) and wanted to see if someone else wanted to give it a go before deleting it outright. I personally just like to see input form other members than just constantly editing a page myself all the time (I don't intend to do much else to it). --Just!n 22:42, October 14, 2011 (UTC)


I see you still have that painting I made in your talk page. How was people's reaction when they saw it as long I had been away? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 18:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Many people tried to buy it from me, but I wanted too much in return. How are you doing? And are you rioting in the streets? If not, why not? I've been gone too, for the most part, but hope to be around more than before, or maybe not. Now go and riot!! Aleister minutes in the future
Now way man! What's better than watching pathetic low-life greeks fighting while relaxing in your hammock? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 18:40, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Chicken!!! What would Abbie think? How about that guy Zorba? Fight, man, fight, throw your excrement at the rulers of your country. What better way to spend a misspent youth? Aleister now and then
Well... I am fighting... When we occupied our school me and some other kids broke the coffee machine in the teachers' lounge. Isn't this sme kind of rioting? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 18:50, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
That's, ah, more like it? You occupied your school? And broke the coffee machine in the teacher's lounge? You're more radical than I thought, and now I am afraid of you. */steps away backwards, quietly leaves room clutching coffee machine Al (please call the authorities)
You haven't seen anything yet. When I was seven I stole a scooby doo magazine from a younger kid in my school! --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 19:07, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
That was you!!! Give it back, mofo. Aleister mere seconds later, like Back To The Future II
Oh come on man! I was just kidding! It wasn't me. It was... Ahmed! Yeah. That pakistani boy... he did it! --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 19:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
There is now fear in my voice when I speak of you, and my eyes dart side-to-side as I walk upon the streets which only minutes ago were safe havens but are now entries to the pits of hell itself. Aleister Protect me, Lord Jesus, from such a creature. Amen.
o.0 Aha... --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 19:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
The next time the teachers tried to use the coffee maker, and it came out looking like dairy sludge, they probably drank it anyway as the improvement to the quality of the beverage was self-evident. Aleister 19:24 21-10-'11
bAGZ!--User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 19:28, October 21, 2011 (UTC)


I though you deserved a thanks today as well Aleister. --User:Shabidoo/sig 00:24, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Number 9[edit]

Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9.

Number 9
-- User:TheSlyFox/sig 06:06 October 22, 2011 (UTC)


No! --User:Shabidoo/sig 21:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)


Cock! --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 07:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)


Boobs! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:17, 26 October 2011

Well, you're Batman now......[edit]

User:DrStrange/Templates/College DJ

Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!
50 features......I just may be 50 years old before I get close to that number lol.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:44, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween![edit]

User:Lollipop/Templates/Halloween 2011

--User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:24

Thank you for your vote on the Foolitzer.pngFoolizter Prize[edit]

You now have a burning urge to send Bizzeebeever all of your money, a tasteful 8"x10" glossy nude print of yourself, and the keys to your apartment.
~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Nov 4, '11 11:22pm