~ Andro-lol on Livare
Juan Petrucci (a.k.a. Livare) is a 80 years old man. He's famous for being a very cool heavy metal guitarrist.
He began making a band called Ragnarok Offline, but Ungravity, creators of a porn game with the same name, demanded Livare, so he changed the band's name to Midgard. They went famous, but God killed all the other members of the band, so he joined to Dream Theater.
They made true hits, like Pull Me Over or Metropolis Pt. 1. He was a true legend, but then came a Fucking Machine of Destruction to hit Livare, so he never could play the guitar again (John Petrucci, his brother, replaced him).
Anyway, 20 years laters he found the cure, and he become a God of Metal.. and he did absolutely nothing.
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This first band was composed by:
- Juan with the first guitar, an axe
- Daniel with the second guitar, a hammer
- Jesus with the fucking drums
- Lincoln with the
- Taldo with the keyboard (of computers)
- Tarantella (yes yes, the director) with nothing, he was the public.
Nobody remembers him so nothing say a shit about him.