User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:The Secret Lyrics to Bach's Compositions
Why the Dumbass Wrote Lyrics For Instrumental Songs?
Who honestly knows? Perhaps it was the fact he hadn't gotten laid in over a year...Perhaps it was the fact he had several giant bumps on his penis which resulted in him not getting laid for a year...In any case, scientists discovered these writing as they were written backwards on a tavern door in a restroom stall and were etched in with fingernails.
- (Backwards x 40 times during the song subliminally)
SATAN! DEATH! AIR! SATAN! DEATH! AIR! SATAN! DEATH! AIR! SATAN! DEATH! AIR! SATAN! DEATH! AIR!
Bach: Toccata in D Minor
F*ck yo n yo f*ck azz shit! We be da onez dat be makin yo azz quit, foo! Numba one f*ckas in the ol' cell block Betta start running cause I got my glock too! I got all da bitchs And I got all dem hoes Yo see me comin OH NOEZ OH NOEZ OH NOEZ! Dis be Toccata! Up in dee minorz! Bust a cap in yo ass Mow you down like grass foo!
Bach: Brandenburg Concerto No. 3
Bach: Sinfonia in G
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think it'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo
Bach: Oboe Concerto in D Minor, 2nd Movement
(This one actually did not contain any written "lyrics" as there was simply an etched drawing of two stick figures one resembling a man running with a bag of money and another resembling a police officer bashing him upside the head)