|You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. |
I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.
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|This user is a native speaker of Asshat .|
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This is a shrine to Anonymous Slashy, a username created on behalf of a proclaimed Asperger Syndrome patient who refuses to use a registered username. It's just as well, because he has already run through a laundry list of banned IPs and proxies and, were to he actually register as a user, we wouldn't be able to laugh at him anymore.
For those who don't know, Slashy rose to Uncyclopedia prominence when he objected to the Asperger Syndrome article. His argument, if you can actually find it, is this article will never be funny to Asperger patients because they have no sense of humor (in the most literal sense possible), and moreover that nobody had Asperger's unless he said they did. What ensued was a 60+ page battle of freedom versus censorship in which comedy authors were unfavorably compared to Islamic terrorists.
“I'd suggest he eat shit, but I don't want to be seen as promoting cannibalism.”
~ Hrodulf on Anonymous Slashy