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Some pages I think are low on saturated sucking, high on funny. (In no particular order)[edit]

HowTo:Write A Cover Letter _BY_ Procopius

HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia _BY_ Gubby

Commemorative plate _BY_ Nydas

Rogue Punchlines _BY_ Bradaphraser_&_Mhaille

UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho _BY_ Todd Lyons

HowTo:Be pretentious _BY_ Jamtrousers

Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner _BY_ Hardwick Fundlebuggy

Wall Street Crash of 1929 _BY_ Savethemooses

The following items may contain traces of nuts (or funny)[edit]

Pontius Pilot _BY_ Savethemooses

UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic _BY_ Procopius

HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines _BY_ Hindleyite

Admiral Donce _BY_ Poodlemcmuffin

Copper stool _BY_ Copper Stooler

These articles should not be viewed. If accidental viewing occurs, INDUCE VOMITING. Then contact a physician.[edit]

Zombie dragon _BY_ anyone

Today's featured article _BY_ anyone

Twelve-step program _BY_ anyone

Henchmen _BY_ anyone

Hey i got a great idea, suck my dick and leave me the fuck alone you fag im making jokes _BY_ anyone, with inspiration from JP SithLord

Valencia Grapes _BY_ anyone, aided by Mhaille. Also, Keitei and Shandon helped a little bit. And I guess Hindleyite was there when it happened, which counts for something (although not much).

Aqualung _BY_ anyone

My highly anticipated, overhyped, then extremely dissapointing dive in UnNews[edit]

UnNews:Woman bitten by hobo loses ten pounds of skin _BY_ anyone

UnNews:PROVED - Anyone can sneak a Silly Article past the Wikipedia Thought Police _BY_ Braydie, Mhaille, and anyone

The Single Greatest Line in the History of Written Word (atleast until I come across a better one)[edit]

"They became a mixed pot of stirred limbs and surprise manure" _BY_ Shandon in The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner.

The Single Greatest Word in the History of Written Word (atleast until I come across a better one)[edit]

"Omniuselessness" _BY_ Procopius in Church of God the Wholly Incompetent

Some Lists[edit]

The List of Whores

The List of Jackasses

The List of Upcoming Noms

Stuff I've Sculpted (through the gloriousness of MSpaint)[edit]

Not-so-special thanks to Colonel Swordman for directing me to Tom mayfair's user page so that I could steal borrow (i'll give it back) his little box script thing. Also now Codeine cos I stole that nifty <gallery> thing.

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Commander of the Order