User:Arcai

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Arcai is the ruler of the planet, which sucks because nobody knows he does. You will make Arcai IV the Inevitable a pie, and then he will share it with the guy who wrote HowTo:End the Universe, because he told Lord Arcai to. If Arcai was not ruler of Western Civilization, Henry Rollins would be your ruler. Arcai is a massive Led Zeppelin and Metallica fan. He also loves Wikipedia, so he will most likely be charged with heresy at the end of the week. You know what that is. He just put a link for it. Arcai can play the drums as good as the guy from Dream Theater. Arcai has thought to have seen him several times in real life, more recently at a kids party in a bowling alley. Arcai also supports Gay rights. His mother is 49 yet actually likes R.E.M. Arcai, despite being the Supreme Ruler, is a tool. He's friend's with Satan Clause.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.


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