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I collect userboxes[edit]

Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
3dspork.png This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
0 This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0 This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This space for rent.

Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
Thatsjustsad.png This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is not your friend. Help!
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is Over 9000.

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.


This user is reading your thoughts!

Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Ouroboros.gif This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png

Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)


This user is too pirate for your internet.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random smelly driptray that given his esophagus inside of your driptray so you must regurgitate him/her with your smelly driptray.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
sub subliminal!
sub subliminal!
sub subliminal!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.