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Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2006

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Armando Perentie yesterday. "You expect me to lay out a pretty-looking page with these claws? Get stuffed," he says.
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Drongos just became an endangered species.
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Chun Li supports Australian ferret racing

Armando Perentie is a large, docile goanna from south-eastern Australia. Other than basking in the sun on warm, toasty bitumen, drinking beer and wasting time here, his interests are few and equally pointless.

He is also the founder, chairman, chief executive, chief correspondent and editor-in-chief of the Goanna News Network, a niche news operation with correspondents in Melbourne, Pakenham, Pakenham Upper, Alice Springs, Canberra, Cardiff, Beirut, Ballarat, Beijing, Damascus, Islamabad, Mindanao, Mexico (Day Effay), Washington (Day Effay), South Yarra and Arkham, Massachusetts.

My load of old bollocks[edit]

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Stuff I wrote but which is probably totally different now:

Assburger's syndrome



East Timor

Ferret racing


Kevin Andrews



Sport in Australia (apart from the ACL)

V8 Supercars

And in UnBooks:

UnBooks:DownTheTubes (Former Ferret Squad detective Peter Ploddart's no-holds-barred memoirs)

And in lieu of a free set of steak knives:

I used to waste my time blogging at Roadkill Goanna but I don't any more. It was stupid anyway.

Stuff that rocked my casbah[edit]

Age of Umpires

Barns and Nobles

Political advertising

Taco Bell

World of Whorecraft

Zombie Bukkake

HowTo: Learn Guitar

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Shiny things[edit]

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

Foolitzer.png This user is hereby nominated as the GIVE MORDILLO A FOOLITZER CAMPAIGN MANAGER. May god have mercy on his soul if he fails
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Knight Commander of the Order

And, er, that's it[edit]

As we say in Oz: "I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down." And "Don't let your meat loaf." -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 14:38, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Accuracy dispute Like The Smoking Man says:
Passive smokers should piss off and buy their own.