| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
In a nutsell, I am an avid uncyclopedia reader who had been playing computer games since before you came out of Your Mom.
This is my first attempt at creating an article (I warned you), andso please forgive my suckiness at wiki formatting, and maybe some of you more experienced users can add some help to my talk page.
| This user only speaks Asshat
enough to seduce native Asshat
|| This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
||This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
||This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
||This user is mostly or entirely made of meat
||This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.