User:BaCaRuDa

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
au-G This user does not speak 'Straylyan and furthermore believes 'Straylyan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 'Straylyan.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
do-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.
enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
enr-L Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.
fur-E This user only speaks Furry because it was a required course in school.
ja-X This user only speaks Japanese enough to seduce native Japanese speakers.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
lz-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lesbian.
mor-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
ns-P This f****r speaks Newspeak heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ru-E This user only speaks Русский because it was a required course in school.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
tx-F This user got an F in Texan and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

yt-4 This user speaks ytmnd at a near-native level.
ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.



The Story of BaCaRuDa[edit]

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.

In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys said were up in no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you're moving with your aunte and uncl- *Shot for copyright issues*

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Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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