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The (Infamously Loveable) Bad Web Diver[edit]

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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Hello from the Bad Web Diver.

You can find me trolling, lurking, browsing on the IMDb boards and other places. I'm brand new here currently, and still getting the hang of the place.


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