User:Bass hound

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Born Abernethy Q. Percival XIV in 1219 B.C., in Fremantle Westralia, Bass hound is the offspring of a limey immigrant and a local girl who didn't know any better. Today, Bass hound is a prolific sportscaster in the worlds of tiddlywinks and roshambo.

Bass hound is also a recovering kitten huffing addict (a huffaholic) who at one stage was using up to $25,000 of prime grade kitten every day.


Bass hound has Userboxitis.
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“All your bass are belong to us.”

~ Frank Zappa on Bass hound

“I pity the foo'.”

~ Mr. T on Bass hound

“Luke, I'm your faaaather.”

~ Bass hound on Luke Skywalker

“I would never, ever use one!”

~ Bass hound on Clichés

“Just like Wikipedia, only better because it doesn't let facts get in the way of a good article.”

~ Bass hound on Uncyclopedia

“I refuse to acknowledge any association.”

~ Bass hound on PharKingAl

“I have to have to have to have to have to take my pills...”

~ Bass hound on OCD

“Better than sex. At least that's his excuse for never getting any.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bass hound

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age...”

~ Bass hound on Aging



  • 1979 Mazda 929 wagon, the Bananamobile because it had a Bananas In Pyjamas figurine for a bonnet mascot. I crashed this car into Tony Danza who pulled out in front of me in his blue Bedford Van.
  • 1978 Holden HZ panel van named Tori. I drove her around Australia (well, apart from NT) and learned how to rebuild the whole car by doing it bit by bit. Eventually rust got the better of her.
  • 1985 Toyota Corolla. Nothing to see here, move along...
  • 1999 Holden Commodore VT, a white, automatic sedan, just like the other 1,512,013,125,102,512.3 that were built. So much for traction control, I wasn't paying enough attention and lost this one at a roundabout.
  • 1974 Holden HQ one-tonner, drivable but nearly clapped out. She will be awesome after I've rebuilt her and dropped in a Chev 454 :-)
  • 1989 Toyota Supra A70, with a 7M-GTE (3L straight-6 turbo) and 5 speed manual. Ryuji was in perfect condition until some cunt ripped off the drivers side wing mirror.
  • 2007 Bugatti Veyron. Ohhhhhhh yeaahhhhhh... I wish!


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--Bh (talk)