User:Bassguy

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I am Bassguy, a guy who plays bass, and also sax. I came to Uncyc as a result of Wikiquote linking to Making up Oscar Wilde quotes, and after being too intimidated to actually edit anything for a while decided to bite the bullet and join.



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au-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 'Straylyan.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie.

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Articles[edit]

Dethklok (rewrite)

HowTo:Control Your Emotions

Asbestos-ish

Stuff[edit]

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Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _