User:Big Dave

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This user be a follower of the FSM.

2 This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

Everyday this user loves you less and less

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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This user was brought to you by the letter X and the number -4523422444445341124324234234668799543758364874.4.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337 This user is elite.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg Cross your fingers, grit your teeth, 'cause this user makes holes in beef.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.

The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable escape pod. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the escape pod.


Big Dave is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!|}