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Welcome to Big Bow Wizzy's Userpage

The History of Big Bow Wizzy (and the Slob Lackeys)

Also known as Big Bow Wizzy and the Slob Lackey's Vagina, the original lineup was Jeremy Neal on lead guitar and vocals, and his troupe of slob lackeys on the drums, bass and the female reproductive organ. This name was later edited by a radical feminist who took me to the Supreme Court, arguing that there was no such instrument as a female reproductive organ.

I have been awarded no awards, but there is a void inside me where I long for them, represented on this page by a heading with nothing underneath it (see below).


I authored only one article from scratch, Cuban Testicle Crisis, and added many annoying Samuel L Jackson and Russian Reversal quotes to other people's spaces. I also did a major edit of Holocaust Tycoon in December, 2006 shortly after it was featured, because I didn't think it offended enough minority groups, which I'm quite proud of.

Cuban Testicle Crisis
Holocaust Tycoon