“The universe is much bigger than you.”
“When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.”
Who is Bloopy?
Bloopy is a creature who has obtained a high level of spirituality via cosmological contemplation. Bloopy exists simultaneously in two physical forms: as a human on Earth, and as a cyan cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.
Articles started by Bloopy
Bloopy is (ir)responsible for starting the following Uncyclopedia articles:
- All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
- Bloodhound Gang
- Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary
- Clock Day
- HowTo:Play Pasketmaul
- Orange sherbet
- Planet Google
- The Punisher
Templates by Bloopy
History of Bloopy
The story begins in 1994, when our powers were strong enough to telepathically connect. This is what has made it possible for the image of Bloopy's cartoon character form to arrive on Earth. At first the connection was quite weak and the image was inaccurate, but over time it has become perfected. From 1995 onwards, the spiritual presence of Bloopy has been seeping across the Internet, where the high digital locality of millions of souls allows for remarkable inspiration.
Some of Bloopy's favourite articles
- American-English Dictionary
- English-American Dictionary
- Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
- Nintendo Puu
- The Cold War
- You have two cows