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Contents

Oranges[edit]

“Oranges are orange!”

~ Captain Obvious on oranges

“In soviet Russia oranges eat YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on oranges

“My balloon is green!”

~ A random 4 year old on the colour of his balloon

“Oranges are blue!”

~ George Bush on oranges

“Yes, oranges are blue”

~ Captain Sarcasm on George Bush's remark about oranges

“I like turnips”

~ A 34-and-a-half legged giant purple mutated carrot on how he feels about turnips

Amount of Parsnips used as hammers since you started reading this article[edit]

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Spoons[edit]

This spoon closely resembles Adolf Hitler


Spoons are very commonly accused of being green, happy and afraid of the dark, however the truth is that neither of these facts are true. Some true interesting facts about spoons include

  • They are in alleigance with the evil forks
  • Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with several forks in 1944, creating the powerful sporks
  • Some people call them mahashmakakkas
  • They hate the spatulas
  • They are close friends with the moon
  • They provide a source of vitamin q
  • If consumed in large amounts they may a splode
  • They have NO SPLEENS!!!
  • Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with a balloon in 1766 and the spoons and the balloon merged together and made a spalloon
  • They are all Nazi-haters
  • They are made entirely of Bacon Mist

Zartok, the 11th king of Mushnarr 5[edit]

This towel being once tried to take over the world, but someone put a sponge in a catapult that was powered by 11 cats and he shrank down to the size of a grape and never bothered anyone ever again

Beans[edit]

cows go moo

Quotes[edit]

“quotes are quotey”

~ A befuddled talking goat on quotes

“this is a quote”

~ Captain Obvious on quotes

“ ”

~ a guy with no mouth on quotes

“I like ducks”

~ A guy who likes ducks on ducks

“Bananas”

~ Michael Jackson on quotes

Cabbage[edit]

“moo!”

~ A cow on the history of Norweigan flowerpots

“Thy mouth babbles like a duck after eating a freshly picked cabbage”

~ William Shakespeare on Cabbage

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Carrot

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Would you like a cat to chew?

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Evil

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Horses

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Smoking Horses

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Evil smoking Horses

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Orange

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Peanut

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?Carrot

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!Carrot

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Carrot

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@Carrot

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  1. Carrot

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~Carrot

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^Carrot

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yes he did

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carrot

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oh yes

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mmm hm

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This is where I got my hamster

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“he did [email protected]!?!¬!??!¬!

~ The mysterious toast genie on Elvis 2 standing on a pipe of lime

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Joseph

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Holy murderous baboonplant, it's Egg Jesus!!!

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This is what your life is like when you live with toast






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<--Is your life like this? Well you might try playing golf with a spatula

The goose is John[edit]

Mr. Hairbrush: OH NO!!!! It's the dish family! AND THEY BROUGHT ALL THIER MOON VILLAGES!! What are we going to do Joseph?!?

Unidentified pigeon #9: I strongly recommend that we reheat all our cabbagebooks.

Dish family: We will not be the cakeflan. Go and eat your own toasty clockburgers.

Mr. Hairbrush: It didn't work!! What do we do???

Chairman Mao: Why, who the devil are you!?!?!

Andre Mothdream: And what are you doing in my pasta field?

Mr. Hairbrush: So it was you that killed Roonboy!

Roonboy: Hey, I'm alive!

Andre Mothdream: What? But how...the stocking...and the Turkeywaffle...how could you open that misinformed blueberry?

Ornamental Clown: I can speak you know!

Dish family: Well of course, liquid is deaf.

Foonlarber: Billefarised Munchkin!

Oompa Loompa #2.5: That is my cork Michael

Chairman Mao: I duly apologise. Please take this fridge as a symbol of my gratification.