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Funny Crap from IRC, In which our hero posts IRC discussions that amused him, for whatever reason. Think of it as my own personal Speaking of which, let me take this opportunity to note that I'm *not* the "Bob" in this entry, though it's still pretty damned funny.

Program Note: With the establishment of the semi-official #Uncyclopedia QDB, this page won't need to be updated very often. However, I'll still store things here that might not make it (yes, even our QDB has standards), especially items filed under "Musical Interlude".

Definitely Admin material[edit]

Not everyone has what it takes to be an Uncyclopedia admin. Me, for example. How I got ops, I don't know. But User:General Specific seems to think it was a vast right-sock conspiracy, or something.

<General_Specific> you bastard
<General_Specific> murderous bastard
<General_Specific> i'll destroy you
<General_Specific> i'll blank your fucking page
<General_Specific> then you'll see
<General_Specific> WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN HUH!?!?!
* BobBobBob considers the appropriateness of a premptory ban
<General_Specific> fuck you bobbobob if i cant be an admin noone can
* BobBobBob laughs, under his breath
<BobBobBob> That's like, not funny enough for LOL
<General_Specific> tell me one thing before i finish this once and for all
<General_Specific> why can't i be admin
<BobBobBob> How's this:
<General_Specific> careful or i'll blank romania too
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> you bastard
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> murderous bastard
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> i'll destroy you
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> i'll blank your fucking page
<General_Specific> BEFORE THAT
* BobBobBob bursts out laughing
<BobBobBob> Ok, that was worth LOL
<General_Specific> SHUT UP
<BobBobBob> and your point?
<General_Specific> YOU SHOULD BE ADMIN!
<General_Specific> er, *SHOULDNT
<BobBobBob> Now that's one for

-- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 18:37, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Further Proof[edit]

Did we need any proof that GS was right? This discussion occurred over three weeks after I was given the Big Stick of Administration.

<Splarka> heh
<Splarka> problem is
<Splarka> you'd need to edit your sig every time you wanted to place the template
<Splarka> not your /sig either, the sig in your preferences
<Splarka> that is the only way to embed ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ and {{subst:}}
  into a document without <nowiki>
* Bob3 visits Special:Preferences for the first time
* Bob3 is about to ask something realllllly stupid
<Splarka> uhoh
<rcmurphy> The answer is no.
* tlyons braces for impact.
<Bob3> Does "Your nickname (for signatures):" mean that I didn't have to
  keep typing --{{User:BobBobBob/sig} ~~~~~ every time?
<rcmurphy> ...
<Bob3> and forgetting the second closing bracket like I just did?
* rcmurphy cries
<tlyons> wow... that is a doozey.
<tlyons> GS was right.  :)
* Bob3 KNEW *that* already
<rcmurphy> Set your nickname as your sig page.
<rcmurphy> Then --~~~~ should do it.
* Splarka grins
<rcmurphy> Your nickname (for signatures): {{User:Rcmurphy/sig}}
<Splarka> set it to [x] raw
<Bob3> holy f'ing crap
<Bob3> there goes my carpal tunnel claim
<Codeine_> lolz
<Splarka> also
<rcmurphy> That's one to save.

And here's the result: -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 00:49, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC) Holy f'ing crap.

History of Romania[edit]

How did Romania become the iconic Uncyclopedian realm? Only one place to find out: IRC.

<Bob3> What is it about Uncyclopedia and Romania?
<Keitei> and Norway?
<rcmurphy> Heh.
<Kakun> I wish I could read the Polish one.
<Keitei> and Poland?
<rcmurphy> Let me tell you a harrowing tale of Uncyclopedia and Romania...
<Keitei> and Oprah!!?
Bob3 settles down in an attentive pose
<rcmurphy> Last summer we had a rush, nay, a flood of Romanians at Uncyc.
<rcmurphy> Some came to contribute.
<rcmurphy> Some came to defend their country's honor.
<rcmurphy> And some came to make penis jokes.
<rcmurphy> For weeks our fortress was under heavy fire.
<Bob3> "For God! For Country! For Wang!"
<Olathe> # Everybody have fun tonight ! #
<rcmurphy> The Talk page reached a Euroipods level of hostilty.
Bob3 's eyes bulge
<Codeine> It was like the Helm's Deep bit of LOTR2
<chron_at_lab> Romania showed up in a few newspapers..
<chron_at_lab> then the whole of romania showed
<rcmurphy> Helped in no small part by untranslateable Romanian insults and poor Engrish.
<rcmurphy> Porn vandalism was reverted every hour.
<rcmurphy> Not a dozen minutes went by between blankings.
<rcmurphy> Admins gave up sleeping to defend the wiki the better.
<rcmurphy> When it was all over...
<Codeine> All the paint wore off the Rollback button
<rcmurphy> Many lay dead.
<rcmurphy> More were wounded.
<Bob3> And the porn?
<Keitei> it's in the history probably
<rcmurphy> The idealism of war had shattered and the armies realized that they were fighting for nought.
<rcmurphy> And Romania became a featured article.
<rcmurphy> Even today, holdouts from the war attack the page occasionally.
<rcmurphy> Old grudges are not soon forgotten.
<rcmurphy> But there is hope.
<rcmurphy> There is always hope.
<rcmurphy> The End

And that, kids, is why you have a 50% chance of getting a Google ad for "Romanian Wood" when you visit Uncyclopedia. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:10, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Musical Interlude #1[edit]

Back in the olden days of "Server Push"-based online chat, it was common for me to sing. This really irritated the heck out of everyone, so I try not to do it much. But sometimes, the song just has to be sung.

<_Dawg> El Paso might as well be Mexico	
<_Dawg> Bob3: Do you live down there?	
<Bob3> El Paso is part of New Mexico, actually. It's in the Mountain time zone.	
<Bob3> NM contracts with Texas for road maintenance.	
<_Dawg> It's part of the combined New/Old Mexico.	
<_Dawg> El Paso/Warez	
_Dawg knows about El Paso because he has family there and has heard reports from reliable sources.	
Bob3 strums his guitar	
<_Dawg> lol	
<Bob3> Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, _Dawg fell in love with a Mexican girl	
<Bob3> Night time would find him in Uncyclopedia's cantina, music would play and Sophia would whirl	
<Codeine> heh	
<Bob3> One night a wild young Codeine came in, wild as the West Texas wiiii iiiii iii ind	
<Bob3> (y'all correct me if I miss a line, I'm not looking up the lyrics for honor's sake)	
<Bob3> Dashing and daring an edit he was sharing with wicked Sophia the girl that _Dawg loved	
_Dawg loads a magazine in his Intarweb Eagle and racks the slide, preparing for whatever might come next.	
<Bob3> So in anger _Dawg challenged his right for the love of this maiden,
       down went his hand for the Ban List he wore	
<Bob3> _Dawg's challenge was answered in less than an update, the handsome young Codeine lay banned on the floor	
<Bob3> Out through the watchlist of Uncyclopedia he ran, out where the proxies were liii iiii iisted	
<_Dawg> who's running?	
<Bob3> _Dawg caught a good one, it looked like it could run, and a way he surf-ed.	
<Bob3> Out of the West Texas town of El Paso, out to the badlands of	
<Bob3> Back in El Paso, _Dawg's edits would be worthless. Everything's gone in life, nothing in left.	
<Bob3> It's been so long since he's edited Sophia, his love is stronger than his fear of huff	
<Bob3> _Dawg dials up and away he does surf, surfing alone in the daaa aaa aa ark	
<Bob3> Maybe tomorrow the ban list may find him, tonight nothing's worse than this pain in his heart	
<Bob3> And at last, here he is on an unguarded proxy in El Paso, he can see #Uncyclopedia's I/O	
<Bob3> Off to his left _Dawg sees five +o sysops, off to his right are a dozen +o's	
<Bob3> Posting and spoofing he can't let them ban him, he has to make it to Sophia's link-o	
<Bob3> Something is dreadfully wrong for he sees a fast blinking red in his iii iiii iiid	
<Bob3> Though _Dawg is trying to stay in the channel, he's getting weary, unable to type	
<Bob3> But his love for Sophia is strong and it pushes him onward. Though he is weary he can't leave the #chan	
<Bob3> _Dawg sees the black text of /ban from the sysop, he feels the /kill and the force of the ban	
<Codeine> last verse	
<Bob3> From out of nowhere, Sophia has joined #Uncyclopedia, checking /whois then /me does cry	
<Bob3> +o'd in the heart of the one that he'd die for, one little /ping and /quit "Sophia, goodbye"	
Bob3 strums a final chord	
<Codeine> Wooooo!	
Codeine applauds	
<Bob3> If anyone asks for Freebird, I'm going to invent a way to /strangle them	
<Codeine> I don't normally like Country, but that seemed to speak to me, somehow	
<- _Dawg has disconnected (Nick collision from services.)	
-> _Dawg has rejoined uncyclopedia	
<Bob3> Now *that* caps it off.	
<Codeine> heh	
<_Dawg> power outage!

Power outage. Why didn't I think of that? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 21:44, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Section Header[edit]

Added just so that Wiki will give me a TOC. I know I can do that manually, but in keeping with my general level of ignorance, I've chosen not to learn how to do it right. You're lucky I can even sign properly now. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:56, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Another Section Header[edit]

Yep, you have to have four of 'em to make it pop up automatically. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:56, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Wrong, just write __FORCETOC__. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 01:45, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Egads! Forced to learn yet again! Damn you, oh bleachy one! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 17:16, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)