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the content-free Bonner that anyone can Bonner,
unless the server goes down, in which case no-one can Bonner.
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Teh Boner[edit]

Real Name: Jack Bonner.
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Member since: 23:36, June 16, 2007
Occupation: Student
Myspace: This
Facebook: That
Last FM: The Other
Gamertag: ApatheticBonner
IRC name: Bonner
Weapon of Choice: FN P90
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
A Lemon, yummy.
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