Christian rock must die!
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so don't you dare try to ruin my mood or I'll rip you a new anus and stop the bleeding with a dildo-shaped salt lick.
Here are the facts:
- Frank Zappa is God and Tom Waits must be Jesus.
- America should be ashamed of herself that less than half of her residents believe in evolution.
- British people have the greatest accents in the English-speaking world.
- Anime is Japan's long-awaited, meticulously calculated revenge for the atom bomb we dropped on Hiroshima.
- When in Minnesota, make sure to always ask for "pop" and not "soda" or you will be lynched.
- If I was the last human on Earth, man, that would fucking rock.