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~ Oscar Wilde on this page

“When I is you, you eat pie, thus I eat pie, you crouch and press Left...”

~ Random Babble Man on Level 1 Cocaine

“I like to whack square-shaped golf balls across a field of feral geese”

~ Random Babble Man on Level 2 Marijuana

“Lack-a-candy picturesque clementine garbage. Waiter! Waiter! I've lost my funny bone”

~ Random Babble Man on hard drugs indeed


None as of yet, my friend.

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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