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Honda Element[edit]

History of the Honda Element[edit]

Longhorns controlled the HElement during the 2nd Great Human/Longhorn War

The Honda Element, known spark for boxes on wheels, are common amongst the foothills of Suburbia. They were first put on the commercial market in the grand year of 2003, see Year of SARS, but were on the black markets of France and Japan since 1956. The overall style of the Honda Element(for now on called HElement) has been similar throughout out all its life, with only minor tweaks to the size and the materials used. Overall, the HElement was the inspiration for the Nissan Cube, that Scion boxcar thing, the shopping cart, the mobile home, and it was a little known inspiration for Stephen King's famous movie, Maximum Overdrive.

Rise of the Element[edit]

Before 1943, the HElement was underground concept by the French. But during the Holocaust, the tables had turned. The French knew the Japs were after their prize new invention, so the French, trying to be sneaky(even though they knew they were incapable of being sneaky) hid the blueprints in Napoleon Bonaparte's Tomb. Like always, the French had failed, and the Japs swiftly took the blueprints and were stunned that it wasn't as stupid as the French. The Japs then soon gave the concepts to their beloved Toyota to make the vehicle from the future. The husbands of the women at Honda were getting so fed up of how useless their wife's companies were, they decided to beat them with bamboo and nunchuks. The ladies of Honda soon despised a plan to take the HElement's blueprints, otherwise they would be forced to listen to the speeches of Benito Mussolini the rest of their lives. So the ladies of Honda went and seduced the men a Toyota, and easily escaped with the blueprints. By 1953, the first real HElement was created, however weren't on the black market until the 1956 Winter Olympic Games opened in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy. It was an accident, causing the HElement to gradually lose popularity over the years. It's hard to believe, but it has been said that if this accident had not occurred, the HElement would have made a bigger impact then the Swine Flu or even the Death of Michael Jackson if it was released on the orginal release date. Soon, the people at Toyota and the people from France would find out their car from heaven was finally created, and Flamewars would emerge. The HElement was use as a war machine during Vietnam, the Korean Wars, and the 1st and 2nd Longhorn/Human Wars.

The First HElement in 1956


Present day Element[edit]