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Cardcaptor Stacey
Did you know…
You'll live to die another day?
Did you know…
Someone is watching you?
Did you know…
Windows is shite?
Did you know…
These "did you know" boxes are getting lame?

<< Mr.T has pitied 1,400 (-1) Uncyclopedian's for not bowing down to Cardcaptor Stacey and especially 10 of them!! >>

Hello, <insert name here> you sly devil! You visited this page: Wednesday, 8 July, 2020 @ 05:47. Bill Gates will come after you sometime soon, so make sure you put on your sunglasses and then maybe you can join the G-Team.


~ CardcaptorStacey on Uncyclopedia

“I pity da fool dat dun't leave a comment for dis sorry dude!”

~ Mr.T on CardcaptorStacey's Article

“She's one boring bitch!”

~ Oscar Wilde on CardcaptorStacey

About Me[edit]

Hello, I am Cardcaptor Stacey. I can tell, you aren't impressed at the minute but it's going to take some time. I like editing the Bill Gates and Microsoft Windows articles (because everyone knows that they suck!). I love those kind of jokes and try my best to come up with my own content.

Cardcaptor Sakura Stacey in England

Well, I'm 100% English :D (just to let you know) but I love Japanese stuff

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
IP This user's IP is

48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Linux-commie-2.jpg This user enjoys smashing windows with her pet penguin
Clowcard.jpg This user captures cards for a living and isn't afraid to use them
Mrchildren.jpg This user is obsessed with Mr.Children and should be approached with care or she'll beat you up


I love anything to do with the Internet and caring for my rabbits. When I'm not studying for my degree in Web Technology, I'm either doing my personal and fan sites anyway :P

My idol, dressed in my favourite colour


Snoopy, PHP, phpBB, graphics (making avs & sigs), Photoshop, Dreamweaver, learning guitar, my manga, Japan, Uncyclopedia (of course)

What?! No, this is WaT (Wentz and Teppei). I'm currently mad over them, so you gotta be nice or I'll send my lion onto you

Video Games[edit]

Favourites: Final Fantasy VII (PSX), LocoRoco, Lion King (Amiga), Kingdom Hearts (PS2), Tomb Raider II (PC/PSX), Path of Neo (PS2), Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (GCX)

Video Game Characters[edit]

Yuffie Kisaragi, Lara Croft, Solid Snake, Relm Arrowny, Eiko Carol


Casino Royale (2006), Matrix Reloaded, Team America: World Police, Death Note, Ghostbusters 1&2, Three Musketeers, Police Story 1&2, Tokyo Raider, Taiyou no Uta, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Rambo, Rocky

TV Shows[edit]

24, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Kung Faux, Scrubs, Futurama, Bones, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Father Ted


All in Japanese: Kumi Koda, HYDE, YUI, Sukima Switch, Younha, Mr.Children, Remioromen, The Checkers, Suga Shikao, WaT, Shiina Ringo, L'arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, Rain, Yamada Takayuki, BoA, Ryohei, MINMI, M-flo, melody., Ayumi Hamasaki, Janne Da Arc, Angela Aki, Scooby Do (not the freakin' dog)

Jay Chou (Mandarin) & Nicholas Tse (Mandarin, Cantonese & English)

Not many people can wear stuff like that and not be called gay. OMG, check out the guy with the 'tash!


Tatsuya Fujiwara, Yamada Takayuki, Erika Sawajiri, Kim Sung Soo, Song Hye Kyo

-1 This user has written -1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
php-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of PHP.
perl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Perl.
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level.
MW-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki.
ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.
Tux-thinkpad.png This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Hello kitty1 2.gif This user has an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty.
笑话 This user has a sense of humor. Something which most users lack.

My Quotes[edit]

See here

Favourite Quotes On Uncyclopedia[edit]

  • "I do feel some sympathy for people who use Windows, especially those who've been using it for a long time. There were a lot of bugs in Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, Windows 2000, and even in Windows XP. That's why we're going all-out with Windows Vista, to get rid of those bugs and replace them with all-new ones." (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "Why would you want to buy a computer that's preconfigured with Linux when for only $100 more you could have one that's preconfigured to not work at all?" (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "It's a little known fact that Steve Jobs has a pacemaker. It's even littler known fact that it runs on Windows. Boy, is he going to have a heart attack when we announce we no longer support that system. Ha! I said heart attack! He's got a pacemaker. Man I'm funny." (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "Internet Explorer is not compatible with the internet" (Bill Gates)
  • "Carlsberg don't do Internet Explorer, but if they did, they'd probably be the best Internet Explorer in the world." ~ Carlsberg on Internet Explorer
  • "That's it. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm going to open some fucking windows!" Snakes on a Plane
  • "So what? He's some kind of computer master-mind because he can crash a computer? I use Windows 95, my computer crashes without me even touching it!" ~ Bill Gates on Neo
  • "Goddammit, B.A.! Do you ever shut your fucking mouth?" Hannibal on Mr. T
  • "Hasta la Windows, Vista!" Terminator on Windows Vista
  • "Dammit Bill, dammit!!!" Jack Bauer on Bill Gates
  • "I pity da fool who uses Microsoft" Mr. T on Microsoft
  • "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner." Oscar Wilde on Microsoft
  • "Stand back! I'm about to open some fuckin windows in here!!" Samuel L Jackson on Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Microsoft computer in a motherfucking plane

Favourite Page Content[edit]

  • "I'ma on drugs!"
  • "Peach is'a my bitcha."
  • "I love a da pasta."
  • "Pasta is'a my life."

- from Mario

  • The Bourne Motherfucker (2099)
  • Pokémotherfucker 2: Gotta Fuck'em All (2000)
  • Pokémotherfucker (2000)
  • Reservoir Motherfuckers (1992)
  • Motherfucker II: Judgement day (1991)
  • Dial "M" for Motherfucker (1961)
  • Carry On Motherfucker (1960)
  • Motherfucker, Where's My Car? (1935)

- from Samuel_L._Jackson

  • When Daniel Craig sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Daniel Craig has not had to pay taxes ever.
  • Daniel Craig isn't beaten; he just lets other people win.

- from Daniel Craig

Favourite Articles On Uncyclopedia[edit]

Yes, he is so going to fucking kill you. Cardcaptor Stacey thinks he's awesome. If you don't I would watch out for a laser on your head. Oh wait, you are already dead!

Quotes From Me[edit]

“Burn IE's ass!”

~ CardcaptorStacey on Firefox

“If it runs on Windows, then get insurance”

~ CardcaptorStacey on Windows

“You killed off Tony Almeida, so we're coming to get you”

~ CardcaptorStacey on 24 Writing Staff

“Wait, you're bringing him back?! Wow! What? As a bad guy? Are you fucking crazy?”

~ CardcaptorStacey on Bring Tony Almeida Back

“There's no such thing! When English was taken over to America, the guys couldn't even spell, so they decided to do English their way! Colour may sound like color but you pronounce Bill Gates as asshole

~ CardcaptorStacey on American English

“French came from France, German came from Germany, oh and guess what?! English came from England! Well, I never!”

~ CardcaptorStacey on English in general

“Don't pity that fool!”

~ CardcaptorStacey on Mr.T

“OMG, he's awesome!”

~ CardaptorStacey on The New James Bond

Quotes On Me[edit]

“She made a website about me and now no one's coming to my official site!”

~ Koda Kumi on CardcaptorStacey

“If I hear one more thing about freaking HYDE I'm going to murder her”

~ Ayumi Hamasaki on CardcaptorStacey


~ HYDE on CardcaptorStacey

- By my friend Raiu. Thanks for them lol

“Staceyのリクエスト *wink wink*”

~ The Checkers on CardcaptorStacey

“Hello, English Girl!”

~ The Checkers on CardcaptorStacey

“I know your name!”

~ Chris Cornell on CardcaptorStacey

“Ha and I know yours too! "Your time has come"!”

~ Light Yagami on the quote above

Pics Stacey Made[edit]

Everyone needs a Windows error


Pics Stacey Likes[edit]

So so true!
True as well


What the hell do you mean "Hello, English Girl!"
- The Checkers' Debut Single PV ギザギザハートの子守唄 they have text all over the screen saying "Hello, Japanese Girl!"


Oh, I would like to thank to everyone on this page :D You all rock!

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My Signature[edit]

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