User:CheddarBBQ/Pile Of Shit

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Hey there Big-Boy! Wanna read my article on Thin Mints? --CrabPope 21:51, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

- - The hilarious end to the dramathon has officially entered the Giant Pile Of Shit. Oh and in response to the dramathon:

A woman in a sports bra, which is not porn.
Another woman in a sports bra, definitely not porn.
A woman with part of her middrift showing, again, not porn
Christina Aguilera completely clothed.
A nun in a full habit

Since we can't have porn on here, I've added some nonporn images.--User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 16:19, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Non-nude Pregnancy!!!!!!!!!!! User:CheddarBBQ/sig2 19:23,14May,2009

I raep your page with nonporn. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 04:45, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

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Btw, Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uterus or GTFO! --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 16:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
I geuss so, saves having to scroll past the porn. Also: Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle!!!!!!User:Orian57/sig7 02:27 5 May 2009
So, hownow are we putting new stuff on top? --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle!!!!!!!!!! User:Orian57/sig7 20:27 2 May 2009 this page is dead... --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 06:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

SCBBQGPOS.jpg Template:NOLOGO Template:Switch

“Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.”

~ CheddarBBQ on his giant pile of shit

It's sort of like the sandbox, but nothing ever gets deleted. Feel free to spam. There is only 1 rule.

  1. Do not delete ANYTHING!!!!

Feel free to add your useless shit to this giant pile. Whore your articles, insult people until they cry, or spam your ass off. Enjoy.

To get this started, I will excessively spam[edit]

User:CheddarBBQ/spam

Looks liek product placement to me. Also whoreing you said it was OK. And actually does this mean you're never gonna archive either? You probably should, after a while at least. User:Orian57/sig7 02:25 27 April 2009


YOU STUPIUD LITTLE MAG-FAGGOT!!!DROP AND GIVE ME 500 PUSH UPS YOU DRUNKEN PIECE OF PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

1!

2!\\jijpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiidddddddsssssssssssssssssss

3!

...

500!

TOO EASY! 500 MORE!

This is exactly what I'm going for. Yes, whoring is okay. In fact, it's quite fun. Be a whore. No, I don't think I'm ever gonna archive, let's see how long we can get it. No, it's not product placement, there are no products, but if there was, it would be. And how can I be a faggot and a pussy. I'm either a chick or a gay dude, can't be both (I'm neither. Ladies...)--User:CheddarBBQ/sig

Eww, I'm not a pussy, they're all slimy and bleed. also I corrected your formatting. User:Orian57/sig7 02:39 27 April 2009
If you corrected someone's formatting, you're a pussy.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 02:40, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I remember Template:U used to do this. I miss him. User:Orian57/sig7 02:43 27 April 2009
Don't know who that is. But his was less awesome. My pile of shit will be the largest the world has ever seen! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 02:53, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
By the way, I know a Jewish chick named Orian. She's hot.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 02:58, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Really? Is that an actual name!? I thought I'd made it up! Still, bet her last name isn't fifty-seven. User:Orian57/sig7 03:08 27 April 2009
PICTURES. NOW. --C:\syndrome\_ 03:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
User:Mahm00shA/spam

Awwww, hiiii goooo aaaaa puppuppuppup geee nchaaa fssst weee ooompa looompa User:Mahm00shA/sig3 06:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't know her last name. Starts with an N though, so not 57. Maybe 97...--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:12, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Pics[edit]

Fisher Price gas sign.JPG

The pinnacle of 21st century literature, now charging you money. Saberwolf116 04:05, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

CMON!!!!! YOU CALL THIS SHIT!!!!! I'VE TAKEN BIGGER SHITS THAN THIS!!!!!! SHIT PEOPLE, SHIT UNTIL YOUR ASSES BLEED!!!! Not a pretty site.

I could actually read that. 216.114.113.249 19:43, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Am I doing this right? SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!! --User:Dexter111344/sig 19:58, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Almost. I'd do it like this...
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!

SHI-AT!!!
ComplexShit.jpg

Of course, it doesn't all have to be about just shit.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 20:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Testicles[edit]

That is all. Saberwolf116 21:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC) [Picture of testicles] Moar testicles! User:Orian57/sig7 21:29 27 April 2009

Aw damn it. I was using a public comp when I 1st saw that. You almost got me thrown out. I was very tempted to break my "No deletion" rule, but decided against it. I'm no hypocrite. I guess there will just be a picture of a dude's ass on my page forever.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 22:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
and testicles. Though it took me ages to notice them too and I wanted to see. User:Orian57/sig7 22:24 27 April 2009
Holy shit. There they are. What happened to no porn images on Uncyc, or is that just for hetero porn? And Orian, you're gay? I had no idea. You should try to make that more noticeable.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 23:34, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
I counter your gay porn with preggo porn. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 05:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Ooh, preggo porn. That's gonna hurt. Plus lesbians. Plus a sexy asian chick. Ouch.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 11:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
And you think there's something wrong with me? User:Orian57/sig7 18:26 30 April 2009
Well, at least I'm not gay. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 18:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
I didn't say that. I'm all for gay rights. No lie, I'm like the most gay-supportive straight guy in the world. On a side note, for some reason, every time you post, I picture the sexy girl Orian saying whatever you wrote. --User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:17, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
You want me. :P User:Orian57/sig7 03:32 1 May 2009
Yes sexy female Orian and not gay male Orian, I want you.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 11:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Penis[edit]

This page cannot go on without the inclusion of the word penis. —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 21:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

It could've, but thanks anyway for your concern. It is... err... very much... uh... appreciated.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 23:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, since you're all gonna take this time to be inappropriate...[edit]

Funny0472.jpgGm construct0020.jpgGm vehicleconstruct v20012.jpgGm vehicleconstruct v20021.jpgGm vehicleconstruct v20037.jpgTat.jpg

I actually 'shopped this 1.

Lovin it.gif

--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 23:46, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

these images
have been inserted
to break the monotony
of the Copyright act
article transposed in the article
random cat
typical Jew cat
typical dinosaur
a typical tiger
typical Hyper-Hyper-Calvinistic dick
typical Statue of Tyranny
Typical monkey
typical former Klansman
typical Space Pope
typical king
typical map
typical Emo
typical turkey
typical monkey
Another cat

you'll thank me for this, Cheddar, for now you have the longest page on uncyc[edit]

You can't delete stuff, but can you drop things in the middle of other people's sentences? Also HAY LOOK IS ORIAN PossiblyGay.jpg --C:\syndrome\_ 06:21, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

YES YOU CAN!!!Smite lightning.jpg Smite.

  • Seriously though, if someone wants to fuck around with those copy paste things, go ahead.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig
    • And that chick in the tennis outfit is hot.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig
      • And Orian is lucky. There needs to be more female pics on this page, and less of the homoeroticism (real word). --User:CheddarBBQ/sig


KEEP EDITING OR SUFFER!!!!!!!!!

Salute[edit]

http://www.flagofearth.com/images/Flag_of_earth7.png I bet half of you don't even know what this is. Saberwolf116 03:10, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I do. Is it your balls? One is tiny and white and the other is abnormally large, blue, and emits yellow stuff. Am I right?--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 11:02, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Nope. Check the name of the image. Saberwolf116 12:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Flag of Earth 7? How many Earths are there?--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
7th flag of Earth, I guess. Actually, it is his balls... User:DoNotWant/sig

Thought provoking[edit]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CikqPwOp-lo/SCMm710GCqI/AAAAAAAAADo/2eHwu0eZ_zk/S670/Motivation-imagine%5B1%5D.jpg

Saberwolf116 03:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Hooray for good sense! User:Orian57/sig7 19:20 1 May 2009

Bgaaaah![edit]

User:Guildensternenstein/sig 04:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

What[edit]

[[Image:Japanese chained boobs.jpg]]


This should counterbalance the gayness of this page--CrabPope 16:46, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh Thank God.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:15, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

WHO WANTS TO PLAY POKEMON?![edit]

Pokebattle.jpg Little boy:I do!Hey what's sex? whore:I can show you..*smiles creepily*.


Congrats[edit]

This pile of shit is officially no safe to look at at a public place.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 22:11, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

But where is all of the WHORING?--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 02:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Mordillo says we gotta get rid of the porn. =/ Saberwolf116 12:11, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Who's Mordillo? And what porn are you talking about?--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:16, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
probably stuff like this:


Oh noes, its a fully clothed young man! --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 04:39, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

[Gay porn goes here]

User:Orian57/sig7 19:20 1 May 2009 I'm gonna kill you Orian.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 19:25, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Heehee! biaz! User:Orian57/sig7 19:26 1 May 2009

Are these pics any better:

(Preggo porn goes here) --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 19:33, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Cheezoid kill self with petriiil!

User:Orian57/sig7 19:36 1 May 2009
How about we clean the page with innuendo pics? --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 19:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
What's innuendic abouta duck?

User:Orian57/sig7 19:51 1 May 2009

Its not a duck, its a blue footed penguin. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 19:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

to reiterate: what's so innuendic about a blue-footed penguin? User:Orian57/sig7 19:57 1 May 2009
Your mom. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 20:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Cause it's not a penguin. It's actually called a blue-footed-boobie--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 23:21, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Don't say "boobie", its vulgar, you boobie-fucker --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 23:29, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
And the porn pics aren't vulgar?Woooow....the twisted minds of users.--Bad Shroom 23:46, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Those are artistic images which add culture to this page. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 23:56, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
well mine do. Mn's make God angry. He shalt smitith the preggosexuals! User:Orian57/sig7 02:16 2 May 2009
bigot. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 03:30, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Yu-gi-oh niethzsche.jpg OscarAward.jpg Confucius Say.jpg Bergman.gif Pachacamac.jpg Kingdom of journey.gif


This page is going to break --CrabPope 09:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

It can't break. Maybe explode in a fiery blast of sex and shit, but not break. Help keep it alive forever.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 15:18, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
This one did turn out a bid "different" than most p0rn spam pages though. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 17:52, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
It's not a porn spam page, its a giant pile of shit. There's a difference.--User:CheddarBBQ/sig 18:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)Its too low on the vandalism and vandalism to count as a "giant pile of shit.User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Ussher[edit]


Counter-acting the pr0n overload with whoring by transclusion.--User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

WHAT



THE



FUCK!?!?!

User:CheddarBBQ/sig

more whoring. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 05:11, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

User:Syndrome/sig 15:48, 8 May 2009 (UTC) FU


I'M SORRY

To all of those who like this page for whatever reason. The #1 rule of this page is to not delete anything, but meany deleted anything he found slightly offensive. While it is on MY userpage and affects him in no way, AND the stuff was already on Uncyc so there is no reason it can't be put on a page, it's gone. The page will stay, and please continue to take shits here, but beware the evil guy who will come to rape us all. Thank you Mnbvcxz for helping to defend me, and please Mordillo, don't be a dick and delete this page or set bans for expressing an opinion. Cause it's a parody site. It's about jokes. Let us have a little fun. User:CheddarBBQ/sig3 19:24,13May,2009

Shit hapeend.jpg

I have to say, I don't think starting drama with Mordillo is the wisest course of action... -User:Optimuschris/sig19:44, 13 May

Not trying to. Just making a point. I just barely survived a dramathon and I don't wanna go back. User:CheddarBBQ/sig3 20:43,13May,2009

For future reference, transcluding mainspace pages=bad. It messes with categorization, which causes all sorts of trouble. But on the plus side, it is more of a mess than ever. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig4 05:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

That shit's over.