User:Chuck Norris is the man

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You have [Narpok].
                          ==I is Chuck Norris is the man  ==
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Bouncywikilogo.gif This page is about as funny as Wikipedia. Try and make sure that:
  • Lots of people will find it funny.
  • You know what funny is.
  • The humor in it is original and inspired.
  • It wasn't just cloned from Wikipedia, but rather sporked and funny-fied.
  • It has soul to go with its body.

If you need help, try asking someone for suggestions.

PENUT BUTTA JELLA TIME.gif This page needs a broader audience appeal. It should have:
  • Jokes that make sense to people who don't know a lot about your subject
  • A few jokes that only make sense to people who DO know about your subject (but not many)
  • Images that are obviously related to the subject,
    but not necessarily part of it (see Banana Phone)
  • Absolutely NO gay jokes, lesbian jokes, other sexual orientation jokes,
    penis jokes, pr0n (unless the subject is about pr0n),
    sex, drugs, violence, or anything else that could be considered lame and/or objectionable
    (aside from making fun of Adolf Hitler)

If you need audience help, check this page or ask someone for help.

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For great justice take off every 'zig'
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The article you are looking at may not be work safe!

...Although, since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.

If a boss or coworker sees this article, claim that it was spam and blame the IT guys. Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd urges are satisfied.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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