User:Coke and b*******

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HELLO,FOOLS!Oh...I didn't notice you.

BUTT'S MAKE MY EARS LIGHT UP[edit]

Sorry about that.I think I'm Crazy Hand sometimes.

MY POO IS TITANIUM[edit]

I was born in 9000 BC.I then somehow teleported to the year 2000 AD.DON'T ASK ME HOW THAT HAPPENED OR I WILL KILL YOU.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

"FRY MY FRIES" "BANNANAS ARE PINK" "MY SISTER'S HAIR IS SMART"

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Userboxes[edit]

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


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