User:Crackbone

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Crackbone! or Keyraqueboane.[edit]

Hai Guizes[edit]

It's crackbone. Not the REAL crackbone, I'm not that cool. I just stole his name, and I claim fair use... Of his name. Ok, they're telling me I can't do that. I'm wrong. I'm very wrong. And I'm a terrible person.

Oh well. Thats not the point. Vote for me or die. To death. Okay, they're telling me I can't do THAT either. What can I do? Edit articles? Fine... Christ, you guys have alot of rules.

MAGIC PANDAS????

This is my page.[edit]

Please, don't make me destroy you.

This is what Crackbone does. Be Jealous. We all know you are.[edit]

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