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Or the submitter will cogitate your bomb!!!!!!
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Story of Self
I am both Bat Fuck Insane and Ape Shit Crazy. I have ADD so I can't... uh... Sorry, I can't pay attention long enough to make a page. Kitten Huffing is fun but puppy huffing is dangerous. I blame everything on hippies, communists, George Dubya Bush, and you.
Intelligence? Intellegince? Intelligince? Fuck it! Spelling isn't important. What was the question?
I am God of Crayfish so I spend my time trying to conquer the world with my shelfish armies or running crayfish politics and scocial matters. For dinner I eat the brains and hearts of people who annoy me and drink the blood of my enemies.
I got my basic education at Stoner High School, but afterwords forgot everything.
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|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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||This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.|
||This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!|
|bu-N||This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.|
||This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.|
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|ETP||Help end hunger! Eat the poor!|
|This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead.|
|bs-N||This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.|
|bl-4||This user speaks Blasphemy at a near-native level.|
|de-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.|
|do-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dolphin.|
|du-N||This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.|
|en-0||This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|en-N||This user is a native speaker of English.|
|enl-N||This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.|
|fig-N||This user is a native speaker of Fight.|
|fh-3||This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.|
|fig-P||This f****r speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
|enl-P||This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
|en-P||This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
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