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Or the submitter will deceive your hobgoblin!!!!!!
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Story of Self
I am both Bat Fuck Insane and Ape Shit Crazy. I have ADD so I can't... uh... Sorry, I can't pay attention long enough to make a page. Kitten Huffing is fun but puppy huffing is dangerous. I blame everything on hippies, communists, George Dubya Bush, and you.
Intelligence? Intellegince? Intelligince? Fuck it! Spelling isn't important. What was the question?
I am God of Crayfish so I spend my time trying to conquer the world with my shelfish armies or running crayfish politics and scocial matters. For dinner I eat the brains and hearts of people who annoy me and drink the blood of my enemies.
I got my basic education at Stoner High School, but afterwords forgot everything.
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|ETP||Help end hunger! Eat the poor!|
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|de-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.|
|do-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dolphin.|
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|fig-G||This user does not speak Fight and furthermore believes Fight to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fight.|
|en-G||This user does not speak English and furthermore believes English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English.|
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