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Hello my name is Craig but thats Mr Craig to you... Have a look round my user page and all of my templates which i have lazily put on...not that i'm making you look or anything....its your choice you know...i don't want to force you....
I AM AGAINST ANY FORM OF KITTEN HUFFING...not really hehehehe........
The articles which I have improved dramatically
|Species||Homo Erectus Eroticus|
|Position||The President of the Great and Glorious Republic of Hell|
|Motive||Form an army to take control of Uncyclopedia by Force (use of the Grue army).|
|Weapon||Killer Eye Beams|
|Born||September 28th, 1BC.|
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