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Some of the user page templates that relate to me in some way or another[edit]

Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

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... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.


<Poll> What is your favourite band out of the ones listed here? Led Zeppelin The Rolling Stones The Beatles Pink Floyd The Who The Jimi Hendrix Experience Aerosmith Cream Queen U2 Deep Purple Black Sabbath </Poll>

<Poll> What is your favourite comedy TV show out of the ones listed here? Family Guy The Simpsons Futurama South Park Fawlty Towers Full Frontal/Fast Forward </Poll>

<Poll> What is your favourite song out of the top 50 of Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time? 1. Like a Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan 2. Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones 3. Imagine, John Lennon 4. What's Going On, Marvin Gaye 5. Respect, Aretha Franklin 6. Good Vibrations, The Beach Boys 7. Johnny B. Goode, Chuck Berry 8. Hey Jude, The Beatles 9. Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana 10. What'd I Say, Ray Charles 11. My Generation, The Who 12. A Change Is Gonna Come, Sam Cooke 13. Yesterday, The Beatles 14. Blowin' in the Wind, Bob Dylan 15. London Calling, The Clash 16. I Want to Hold Your Hand, The Beatles 17. Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix 18. Maybellene, Chuck Berry 19. Hound Dog, Elvis Presley 20. Let It Be, The Beatles 21. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen 22. Be My Baby, The Ronettes 23. In My Life, The Beatles 24. People Get Ready, The Impressions 25. God Only Knows, The Beach Boys 26. A Day in the Life, The Beatles 27. Layla, Derek and the Dominos 28. (Sittin on) the Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding 29. Help!, The Beatles 30. I Walk the Line, Johnny Cash 31. Stairway To Heaven, Led Zeppelin 32. Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones 33. River Deep - Mountain High, Ike and Tina Turner 34. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', The Righteous Brothers 35. Light My Fire, The Doors 36. One, U2 37. No Woman, No Cry, Bob Marley and the Wailers 38. Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones 39. That'll Be the Day, Buddy Holly and the Crickets 40. Dancing in the Street, Martha and the Vandellas 41. The Weight, The Band 42. Waterloo Sunset, The Kinks 43. Tutti-Frutti, Little Richard 44. Georgia on My Mind, Ray Charles 45. Heartbreak Hotel, Elvis Presley 46. Heroes, David Bowie 47. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel 48. All Along the Watchtower, Jimi Hendrix 49. Hotel California, The Eagles 50. The Tracks of My Tears, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles </poll>

<poll> How would you describe the <insert name here> tag? Unfunny Boring Overused Useful Funny FUNNYEST THING EVA!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! You are pissed off, because you can't use the <insert name here> tag in polls, and probably not in comments either Ham sandwich </poll>

Some of Cs1987's favourite articles (that he wishes he was funny enough to write himself)[edit]

See the crappy pages I created (the best parts of which were probably written by other people)[edit]

All contributions

PLS entries[edit]

Namespace pages[edit]

Pages I like to remind myself to look at because I have amnesia[edit]


Test career of Cs1987[edit]

  • Test Debut: Yet to happen
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  • Batting Average: 0.00
  • Wickets: 0
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Awards/Recognitions that make me feel special[edit]

Newcookie.gif Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
- Because. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:02, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
- For some strange reason, I appreciate that. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:24, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Braydie has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm grateful for your vote for UotY. With recent "drama" and politics, I still feel like the wind is knocked out of me, and it's good to have a bit of praise. I regret having to resign as an admin, but it was interfering with real life.  :) Like everything else, I did it obsessively, so the only way to stop was to remove that power. I also appreciate your nod to Asperger's. As a writer I think I've reached the point where I have to push limits to keep myself interested. Hopefully there are enough untapped subjects to get me over the 100 mark.

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)


You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For a long time now you've managed to work harder at cleaning the place up than a lot of the Admins here, and all despite spending the last twenty years living upside down.

Also you have great taste in music. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Awesome! I always wanted one of these. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved January 2008