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"Geography is my game"
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Starofdavid.png This user is, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, and am one of the few people proud to attend the University of Maryland.

About Me[edit]

You can tell a lot about who I am based on where I've made significant contributions. I'm referring, of course, to contributions made both in Uncyclopedia and in reality. And because Uncyclopedia is reality (or a fair reflection thereof), I should be a huge celebrity...without all the gay that comes with it.


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