User:DAK4Blizzard

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DAK4Blizzard
"Geography is my game"
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Starofdavid.png This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.


us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, and am one of the few people proud to attend the University of Maryland.

About Me[edit]

You can tell a lot about who I am based on where I've made significant contributions. I'm referring, of course, to contributions made both in Uncyclopedia and in reality. And because Uncyclopedia is reality (or a fair reflection thereof), I should be a huge celebrity...without all the gay that comes with it.

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