User:Danny Himself

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Knight Commander of the Order

Danny Himself is a critically acclaimed writer who currently resides in The Land of Chocolate, but maintains British citizenship. His syndicated column, Sexual Grapes, appears in over 250 newspapers worldwide.

Some smart bastard put Danny in the 'insane users' category. I wonder who. Come forward, whoever you are, as I have a pleasant surprise for you. It's not what you think it is. It's not Spiderman Pajamas like last year, I promise.

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I would suppose I specialize in fake human interest stories. You know, the shit about humans, and what they do.



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This is the end. Please close the door behind you. Thank you.