User:Darth Lithuania

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CONGRAGULATIONS! You have found my hidden page. Because so far around 3 people have found it you now get a cookie! All you need to do is post on my talk. And while your there tell me how the hell to organize my userboxes cause they are a mess. Thanks.

"aha found you atlast"

Russian reversal[edit]

"In Soviet Lithuania YOU own Darth Lithuania!"

Russian reversal

Classic Wilde Quote[edit]

"Who the hell is Darth Lithuania?"

Oscar Wilde on Darth Lithuania


BS This userpage is bullshit.
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(there's weed in it)

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