User:Darth Retro

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“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”

“It is also part of education.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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