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The DDR Power Generator is a device invented by Konami during a short period of fallout in the gaming industry. It is commonly associated with home console games such as Dance Dance Revolution, but these were only created as a marketing tool to boost the popularity of the generator itself.
The DDR Power Generator is commonly operated by the young, whose joints are flexible enough to provide power for about a week. The most common form of operator is the 10 year old girl, who are often willing to 'play' on the machine for ofter extreme amounts of time.
To operate it, the user hops onto the machine and follows the steps as shown on the screen. There are 3 operating modes, used to generate different amounts of electricity. These are 'Light', 'Standard' and 'Heavy'. They are generally used to disguise the machine as a fun and popular game, so as to attract users.
As the 'player' hits the steps, electricity is generated, as is displayed in watts in on the the screen. The more accurately the notes are hit, the more watts are output. Songs are provided to aid as a beat to keep one's steps accurate, but also to attract more users, who believe themselves to be dancing gods. It should also be noted that the DDR Power Generator has been deemed ecologically friendly by the EPA.(Read More...)
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