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Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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Demonfork.gif This user is a demon and has gone into the background. Please summon with :(){ :|:& };:.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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This user is Lawful Evil. He will not kill you, rape your girlfriend or butcher your children. His minions, on the other hand, are another matter entirely.
Rabidanimal.jpg This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
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DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!


WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF NIGHTMARES... I hope you enjoy your stay in this, the deepest level of the Tarterian Depths of Carceri. Of, before you begin, there is something that I must tell you...

You check in, but you don't check out!

I have been banished to this infernal prison for sewing lies, deceit and hatred among the peoples of Greyhawk. No hero was a match for the sheer power of my no-penalty crossclass Assassin/Wizard, and I swiftly dominated that pitiful world. Angered at my supposed insolence, the Gods--and their God, the dungeon master--tore my soul from my body and banished me to the pit, where I am taunted mercilessly by Tarterian Dragons. Yet I am growing stronger, and soon I shall unite all the fiends of the Lower Planes in a terrible assault on the uni--


Oh, for God's sake, What is it, Dad?

Would you stop playing that game and come clean up the lawn?

In a minute! perhaps...

My Nationality[edit]

Yes, I know. I'm Canadian. I assume some of you think that this constitutes grounds for making fun of me, don't you? Well guess what? I'm Canadian...and so are the people who dub all the anime you watch. Think about that.