User:Disorder

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Who am i?[edit]

I'm Disorder. Disorder I am. I am Disorder.

The below statement is TRUE[edit]

If you are currently reading this you openly admit to being the most insignificant asshole, ever to exsist.

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Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.