User:Djalma

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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!


pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português.
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.


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"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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(List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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NO This user doesn't care.
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Demonfork.gif This user is a demon, and needs religious conversion.
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).