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β€œThe was this one time, when I was in this cave or something, and there was a load of tentacles trying to kill me, and I thought i was in Hentai or something, but it turned out it was just Dr.Maybe trying to take over the world once more. We sorted him out but Swamp Thing had to give up his soul, which was a bit of a bummer!.”

β€” John Constantine on Dr.Maybe

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