Woot! My user page rocks yours!
||This user is Minnesotan|
...and is aware how awesome
his/her state is.
||NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
||This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
||This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.