User:Dud5494

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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit]

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a obscure victory. This is just one position.

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He was cream in this position, but later in the game switched to cream to win the game.

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“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

" was what he later said about this obscure game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

“I never said that about Dud5494!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dud5494

“I never said that about Dud5494!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dud5494

We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

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obviously he is deranged.


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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, judge, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included judge, judge, judge, judge, which was his favorite job ever, and finally judge.

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“That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' Dud5494s on this motherfuckin' plane!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Dud5494

“That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' Dud5494s on this motherfuckin' plane!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Dud5494

“I never said that about Dud5494!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dud5494