User:Dutchy

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nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch.
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Courtesy of Disney's Vincent van Frogh.

Obligatory introduction bit[edit]

Well, you clicked the link, so either you are genuinely interested in Dutchy, or you got misdirected. Assuming the first (against my better judgement), Dutchy is the unimaginative pseudonym for a Dutch guy (get it? Dutchy?) living in the UK. And that about sums it up. No mystical insinuations, no elaborate nativity stories, and no clever plugging of pages. I apologise for any disappointments caused.

Contributions officially acknowledged to be written by the entity known as Dutchy[edit]

Pages Dutchy just had to stick his greasy claws in[edit]

None so far.

Awards that have been granted to Dutchy for his monumental contributions to Uncyclopedia[edit]

Watch this space...