You are now in my control. There is no escape from the mighty Dzugavili.
- V for Vendetta which includes a shiny picture.
- Uma Thurman from the year 20XX. I don't take credit for the article (read: Wiki-rip), but the picture is all me.
- Ovaltine: Dairy delight or devil drug?
- Empathy... That's right, I'm so badass, I did it.
- Draft beer, a work in progress.
- I shouldn't be telling you this...they could be watching me.
- Bono, Ashton Kutcher and what your grade 11 english teacher was...
- Degrassi: Deep Space Nine...I can make bad Star Trek parodies.
- We now offer cheap flights to such exotic location as the Sovietlands.
- Our Lord and Savior, Don Cherry!
- d20 Uncyclopedia is a great game. For nerds. And Uncyclopedians. (...who am I kidding...)
- Emo Bingo will be an Olympic sport, once I get a timemachine.
- I wanted to keep going...but my fingers were just too tired.
All pictures made personally. Ingredients: Illgotten digital photography, twisted mindset.
- Post-masturbatory depression was in bad shape, so I helped it out a bit.
- Mad fixing-up of the article Download festival.