ElCool aka "3.14/3-cios" is spanglish for The Cool.
Nothing is cooler than ElCool, it is THE definition of Cool. People who may claim otherwise are pagans and heretics, and will be treated as such and hung from my toilet seat. You may do and say things that ElCool does and says, but if you say or do what ElCool doesn't do or say, then you cannot do or say as ElCool does or says. If ElCool decides something is cool, then it is, until then, it is not considered cool.
ElCool evolved into something useful on June 29, 1983 near some woman's vagina in Puerto Rico. At the age of 2, ElCool learned that the only healthy food is found at Burger King and thanks the Burger Queen for making all those little Juniors. Completing his AI insertion in 2001 , he joins the Jedi Academy. And now, bored out of his fucking mind, ElCool helps fuse information into this big ass database, hoping to finish someday before tomorrow.
5 Steps on How to Be Cool
1. Nobody knows, you'll just have to settle down with not being as cool as ElCool.
1. Don't try to be.
2. Stop reading this.
3. Send me money to pay my traffic fines.
- Maintain peace and justice through out the galaxy
- Rid the world of global warming by stuffing everyone's ass with a tampon, one day at a time... and if I have some leftover
- Put some sense of humor in this "fucked up, arrogant, uptight, fend-for-yourself" world
- In other news: Yes, ElCool is a nerd.... and so are you if you are thinking of clicking on the definition. But don't go clicking on it now if you are a dumbass and think that by clicking it you can gain some IQ.
|en-P||This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
|es-P||This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.|
|fr-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.|
|rh-3||This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.|
|du-0||This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|cpp-3||This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of C++.|