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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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Usb! No, really!

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This user is an administrator on another Wiki.
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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Elassint also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable lucky bastard. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and lathers at the lucky bastard.

This user is reading your thoughts!

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random erotic riffraff that constructed his kidney inside of your riffraff so you must ejaculate him/her with your erotic riffraff.
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Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
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Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _
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Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!
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For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

YAY!! I get a SHINY THING!!!!! Elassint 15:30, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

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