I am Ethan. After I die I'll become a poltergeist. You shall build a shrine to me with a nude statue of Elena Santarelli, and you shall sacrifice thirteen blonde chicks to me a day, lest I wither your crops, poison your livestock, and piss in your cereal.
I can also control your mind if you look into my eyes, and I can read your mind even if you don't look into my eyes. I know what you're thinking. If you irritate me I'll eat your soul.
Green Gay and the Jonas Faggots, and pretty much any other bands like them are a bunch of scene fags who should grow some balls and make some real music. On the other hand, Skinless, Nile, Crom, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, The Day Everything Became Nothing, Rotten Sound, Decomposing Serenity, Death, Stygian, Lair of the Minotaur, Satyricon, Salome, Slayer, and Dark Angel kick ass. I don't have the patience to list every band I listen to, but those are my favorites.
Gallery of Suicide
These are my arch rivals. They will stop at nothing to destroy me, and I will stop at nothing to destroy them. And while they have my outnumbered thousands to one, those sons of bitches don't realize that my death won't be the end; it'll only be the beginning.
So far I got four.