User:EugeneKay

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
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[[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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They are, so, like, totally lame...
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I like to dress up.
I like glowy things

Hi. My name is Eugene. I'm a lamer, and so are you. Vandalize my talk page or something.

I used to be Ekashp, but I've changed my name because I didn't like it. (Don't tell Spang).


Accomplishments[edit]

I'm a total wanker. Deal with it.

I like to vote on VFH, VFD, and add shite articles to QVFD.

I do Pee Reviews upon request, and some not on request if I'm feeling particularly sadistic.

I've been lazy lately. Penis.

What?[edit]

There used to be content here, but I deleted it all 'cuz it sucked.

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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
This space for rent.


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This user is reading your thoughts!

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This user is loved
by teh cobain angel!

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Dollar sign.gif This user is a fan of anything...WITH SAVINGS!!!
Cock This user loves cock.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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