User:Evil one275

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ABOUT ME[edit]

Age: 20

Intrests: Anything that involves computers

Place of residence: Australia


i have now made a second page wich you should see listed below

more to come when i can be fucked makeing more



“What is real? How do you define real? If you are talking about what you can fill? What you can smell? What you can taste and see? Then real is simply electrical singles interpreted by you brain?”

~ Morphias on The Matrix

“I’d like to share a revelation that iv had during my time here it came to me when I tried to classify your species I realized that your not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. you move to an area and you multiply and multiply till every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to sped to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. you know what it is? A virus. Human biens are disuse. A cancer of this planet you are a plague. And we are the curer.”

~ Agent Smith on The Matrix

“I hate this place this zoo this prison this reality what ever you want to call it. I can not stand it any longer. It’s the smell if there is such a thing. I fill saturated by it. I can taste your stink ever time I do fear somehow I have been infected by it. its repulsive isn’t it. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key my key. Once zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here. Don’t you understand. I need the codes to get inside zion and you have to tell me how. You are going tell me or going to die”

~ Agent Smith on The Matrix

“Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! ... Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.”

~ Charlotte Perkins Gilman

“You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.”

~ Charlotte on Charlotte's Web

“Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood”

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”

“My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. ”

~ Grandpa Simpson on The Simpson's

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.”

~ Homer Simpson on The Simpson's

“Pffft, English, who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on, let's go smoke!”

~ Homer Simpson on The Simpson's

“Me fail English? That's unpossible.”

~ Ralph Wiggum on The Simpsons