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Hello! If you want to discuss with me about articles I edited, please go to the Discussion Page. If you vandalise or mess up my page, you WILL suffer I will revert it. If you really feel like messing up people's pages, there's a website for that, and it's Wikipedia. Oh, and, once you get there, please mess up contribute to their pages A Lot. The admins will thank you for that!

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about me.

Welcome to Britain. I hope you enjoy your stay. Actually, you may never go away again. Because...well...things here are run differently, they are run:


zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.


sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

L'utilisateur parle le français «un peu».

ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

Prole doubleminusunderstand doubleplusgood language.

it-E This user only speaks Italian because it was a required course in school.

Questo utente soltanto studiò l'italiano nella scola, è non l'ha uzzato poi.

la-F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

G Odit linguam usor.