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In Soviet Russia, Mario 1UPs YOU!!

“If I had to choose between shit chocolate and you, I would choose shit chocolate, because shit chocolate is YOU!!”

Words of Wisdom by FamousFirstWords[edit]

“If Stairway To Heaven were a kind of bread, I would already bought a dozen”

FamousFirstWords's Superpowers[edit]

Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.